ah hell just write as much as you want, but copy all the story before you into your window so you can read the whole story without going backwards...


A long long time in the very near fuiture, there was a person who ate a cornucopia of dried pinto beans because he thought they had a good texture in them when cooked in a radioactive liquid that he found in his lover's backyard. Little did he know, this radioactive liquid was no ordinary radioactive liquid, but one created in a very bad place, and dropped down to earth from the skies.