A long long time in the very near fuiture, there was a person who ate a cornucopia of dried pinto beans because he thought they had a good texture in them when cooked in a radioactive liquid that he found in his lover's backyard. Little did he know, this radioactive liquid was no ordinary radioactive liquid, but one created in a very bad place, and dropped down to earth from the skies. He soon realized this bad place was actually just heaven so they went to the bad place to talk with God. "why are you such a meanie god?", he said, "you gave me radiocative liquid!"God replied, "you are an idiot that radioactive crap gives you super ultra crazy phenomenon powers!" "what the crap are phenomenon powers?" asked the person. "They are powers you get phenomenonicly..." answered God. "But... thats not even a word!" replied the person. "DO NOT QUESTION ME!!!!" bellowed god, while the earth crumbled in fear and because of the very loud nature of his voice.
Being satisfied, and partially deaf, from this answer, the person left heaven, which he decited wasn't that bad of a palce after all, and returned home. He decited that he abhored his home though, and so he put it in a ziplock baggie, and threw it in the ocean, following it in a small raft. Where he ended up was very strange indeed, being mainly that he ended up in a city quite far from the ocean, the city of